Cool and funny happy birthday greetings (50 pcs.). Funny birthday greetings Funny birthday greetings

I wish you all the most beautiful things,
Happiest:
Health - chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is endless,
Youth is eternal,
Smiles - strawberry!
And life will be easier.
Everyone watch! Very funny!

Happy Birthday! Success in work, pleasant weather, pure, tender and repeated love, children of different sexes, coats that fit their figure, neighbors in the compartment who do not drink or smoke, silky hair, snow-white teeth, wealthy husbands, gentle sponsors, smart lovers, spouses in law , mothers-in-law living in another region, submissive daughters-in-law, washed dishes, husbands who do not snore and are shaved at night, colleagues who are not fixated only on grandmothers, enemies of the weak, enemies of the very weak, dinners in bed, polar impressions and ... ... these .... well, in general, that......regular
3.

I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then -. have sex
Benefits of Enjoying Life
. And zealously have sex
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up on age! —
Getting old, but having sex!
... It’s time, perhaps, to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex.
Tough - watch to the end!

I wish you great health,
So that your chest does not hang like a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do it for you.
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm clock, damn it,
And wild sex woke you up.
5.

So that breasts like Irene Ferrari,
And a butt like J.Lo's.
So that the men open their mouths,
They drove us around in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown at your feet,
And every day they swore love,
And in boutiques so that they dress,
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that the sex is awesome until dawn,
It seemed like there was always money,
Vacation in Egypt all summer,
And go to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out,
So that men swear love
(I wish I could repeat myself).
In short, let everything go to hell!

I wish you on your birthday
elite clothes and machines,
Always pleasant excitement,
And there is no end to men,
So that a manicure is always in order,
And appearance is pure ideal,
In love, let it be only sweet,
May everyone look up to you!

One bottle, two bottles!
Happy birthday Friend!
Let there NOT be a hole in Life
Your Pocket is Full!

Three bottles and four...
We are already sailing with you,
SO THAT TOMORROW IN OUR WORLD
It WAS a very long Lights Out!

Five bottles and the sixth...
What... more could you wish for? ...
May your whole life be in sartir
It will be easy, motherfucker...

Seven on the way and the eighth...
Somehow I don’t see you...
Where have you gone? Well traitor...
I vomited... I hate it!
Funny birthday greetings.

My friend, I wish you cool parties
cheerful beautiful Ol, Mash and Irinok
Fun in winter, awesome in summer
I wish you to be fashionably stylishly dressed and
happy tickets ALWAYS AND EVERYWHERE
AND SO that friends can come to the rescue in times of trouble!

I wish you have everything in life...
... AND THE EXPECTED ADVANTAGES,
and PLEASANT SURPRISES!

Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servants,
Your own yacht!
In the center is a personal apartment,
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams!

Happy birthday, or what?
Happy holiday of the soul!
But don’t rush to grow up yet.
Be a diligent daughter
Make your mother happy more often...
Well, that's all, in short!
In general, don’t get sick!

To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
SO THAT TO EVERYONE AND EVERYWHERE
IT WAS AND WITH WHOM WHERE IT WAS!

Birthday is cool
THIS IS Kama Sutra Like
: For rapturous souls
- It’s so nice, at least dance!

Birthday is nice
Today you are the Most Important
Everyone says that
“My ears are burning all day long!”

Birthday is awesome
So it’s NOT at all in vain
WE Came to.. you Today
Because one thing
SO go crazy with pleasure -
This is just a perversion!

In general, happy birthday to you! ..
A glass... That is, I shake your hand!
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I wish your pocket to be full, bananas and cabbage to bloom, and smile from ear to ear, a smile suits you so well!

Citizen birthday girl! Considering that the degree of your income along the thorny path to the cemetery has approached a significant, but not critical limit, I hasten to congratulate you on the next stage passed and even more hasten to envy your permissive age. (18 years old - can purchase alcoholic beverages) May your happy summers multiply at the expense of your unlucky ones diminishing. May your personal life be restructured in the spirit of the times. May your nose always stay in the wind of change!

Today is your birthday,
This means you need to have a blast!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to recover a little!

16.
Happy birthday Congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish:
To be healthy in Siberian style,
Live long in Caucasian style
Gypsy style Be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!

17.
Congratulations! I wish you
FORCES of male and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!

18.
Be beautiful Malvina HOW
And LIKE Cinderella Miles!
Let them love you right away
Thirty-three heroes!
19.
WHAT to wish a man on his birthday
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know genital diseases...

To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
SO that all women love you
And they warmed the soul AND the bed!

WHAT TO SAY ABOUT OUR BIRTHDAY
His face is courageous,
The heart is noble
Intelligence is powerful
Character - persistent,
Eyes are clear
The look is piercing,
The head is cooking,
Rules the wheel
He can do everything
Doesn't spare money
Today everyone loves the girl for you!

21.
I wish you on your birthday,
To be surrounded by joyful faces,
So that there is both fun and peace,
So that the husband is a king, the lover is a prince
And Money, well, just a little bit -
To a jeep, and to an apartment in the center,
So that the breasts only become larger,
A sip of love, but a hundredweight of happiness!

22.
Something has changed imperceptibly
It’s like someone has grown up exactly a year.
Why is there such a pandemonium at the door?
It's just your birthday today.
How can we congratulate you now,
We'll pull you by the ears with love,
And to your popular person
WE wish regular love!

23.
Buddy! I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with! ...
..I meant wallet

Once upon a time, God gave a person five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals -. Fifty years each. A man went to the animals so that THEY would give him a Part of their Life. And so it happened that for twenty-five years a man lives like a man, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and for the next twenty-five for years they laugh at him like he is a monkey. I want to wish you to live at least another hundred years as a human being!

25.
I wish you were like a salad! ...
... Cool peppers and cabbage!

26.

27.
On your birthday, congratulations from us are just the thing.
We send kind words. IT'S TWO
Be ahead ALL TIME -. IT'S Three
Living with everyone in friendship, in peace, seems to be four.
Never lose heart -. It's five
Multiply EVERYTHING THAT IS -. IT'S Six
Be attentive to everyone -. THIS IS SEVEN
Always being at a normal weight means eight, nine, ten.
Well, and in addition to this -
! Happiness, joy, good luck
Let your life NOT be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The key to the car is in your pocket
TV remote control waiting on the sofa

28.
Success at 7 years old is being able to wake up in a dry bed,
Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a girl,
Success at 25 is being able to find yourself a good wife,
Success at 35 means career and family,
Success at 35 is family and career,
Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a woman
Success at 85 years old -. THIS is to be able to wake up in a dry bed
I wish you (name) success in your future life.

29.
I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach of love!
Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!

On your birthday I wish you
May all your dreams come true,
So that men surround you,
Not March cats!

So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem more fun,
We wish you one
AND AFTER a lot of zeros!

Congratulations, hugs,
And we shout HURRAY to you!
You are Miss World, Miss Universe
And Miss This Table!

31.
There is NO downtime for glasses and forks
I stand for you today!

And then that evening came,
Beautiful cake and candles,
Decorated the holiday table,
I'm incredibly glad to meet you...
I'm raising rum
For a dear friend,
And in any scenario,
I wish you a snowstorm….
... Blizzard of happiness and steam,
Which will lead to a spouse,
And if you want it big,
Hit all the dishes with happiness...
And run around the house naked and barefoot!

33.
I wish that in your house the table is always full of food, and the bed is always full of pleasure.

I wish you the keys to the car,
May you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!

35.
Health, happiness, money, buddy,
We wish! May your soul be full!
And remember: you can't argue with this,
Whatever the buddies want.

36.
Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, that's STILL fun
No way I left!

Let there be fewer critical days,
And more - cloudless, passionate
Let the money be in full in your bag,
! And fewer dangerous connections
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problem problems,
And so that Abramovich asks for his hand,
And life's joyful ups!

38.
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - great!

39.
How important it is to have time for everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife...
You will have all this, I know for sure,
In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point.
Happy birthday to you today, congratulations
And I'll try to stop by tonight!

Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Aging Day.
Cannabis is not easy on the lungs,
Here's some jam for you.
41.
I wish your life is dirty and dark...
So that money is like dirt, and happiness makes your eyes dark!

So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem more fun,
I wish you one
AND AFTER a lot of zeros!

43.
Happy birthday,
We are with you as a team.
And with all our hearts we wish
Always be so beautiful.
Let everything be in stacks
Silently, they lie down at your feet.
You must be with them
figure it out quickly.
Money for you to grab with a net,
Let everything always be a bundle.

Dear colleague
Know that we are always ready to come to your rescue...
... And the more revenue, the better!

45.
Congratulations! I wish you that every day you hurt in a different place, because, as experienced doctors say, real health is when every day it hurts in a different place...

46.
Let you argue over trifles,
You call everyone “horseradish”, “stump”,
We congratulate you, buddy,
Have a wonderful birthday!

47.
Dear (name)! Let the cognac you drink be older than the women you sleep with!

48.
Happy Birthday friend!
Of all the arts, the most important for us is BEER!
Come to our “art history circle” more often!
May you have a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

49.
Let's put jokes aside,
It's time for great things!
Equal share for birthday
Spill it in a bottle!

I wish for your birthday,
Well, just a lot of pleasure!
Stacks, glasses, with a beer mug
And cool girlfriend
Dancing until you drop!
What, do you need anything else?

I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot

Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!

Funny and cool congratulations

May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!

I want to wish everything to be great
A great amount of cash in your wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
Take a five-day break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
You have excellent relationships with your family,
Excellent health, and in your personal life
Let everything be just “excellent” for you!

Cool congratulations and wishes

A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!

Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.
But let more be "better"
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!

Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!

Funny and funny congratulations

Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, don’t forget to drink to
so that you always have money for what is better!

I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.

Funny birthday greetings

We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always there!

Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.

One a year - birthday - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish of everyday life,
Making money is a hustle!
Stop. Look up
Everything around is beautiful, like in a dream...
Smile at winter and summer,
Laugh in autumn, spring!
Take it easy, relax
Drive sadness out of the house with a broom...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And at this best hour in life,
Those in love with you, don’t forget us!!!

Cool birthday greetings

On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!

We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, expect gifts from your loved ones and friends!
Today be the brightest, be the happiest,
And enjoy life, don’t forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
It’s great happiness that we know each other!

Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

Ridiculous birthday greetings to men

Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of ​​success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun.

Love the evil ones - they have less falsehood,
Than in hypocritical good-natured people

Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.

I wish you positivity
A lot of money, creativity,
Endless luck
Somewhere by the sea, a dacha.
Plus a lot of health,
Strength like a rhinoceros
So as not to be sick in the morning
And, of course, don't grow old.
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck!

I wish you a self-assembled tablecloth,
And she’s wearing a beer with a battering ram,
Expensive coffee beans,
Cognac with black caviar,
Shish kebab with smoky scent
And cooler champagne,
Pineapples and bananas,
All - ten kilograms,
And also a bag of money
And a box of miracles,
A chest of health,
To always be “cheerful”,
Live a hundred years enjoying yourself.
Happy birthday, kisses!

Happy aging day... Oh, I mean happy birthday. May your bones not ache, may the sand not fall off you, may funny jokes continue to delight you, may your soul fly high. Let your teeth not hurt from a delicious cake, and let all the candles on it be blown out by you on the first try. May you enjoy passionate, hot nights and incredibly happy days.

I wish you to live and not worry,
In the evenings drink whiskey.
And on the weekend - barbecue at the dacha,
With loyal friends to boot.

I wish to live a hundred years
And have lobster for lunch
Sunbathing with my family in Dubai,
Ride only in Ferrari.

Always be positive
To make your dream come true,
And always swim in gold,
Smile as often as possible.

Living a great, awesome life
Unreal, incomparable,
Amazing, wonderful,
Fabulous, luxurious, cool,
Tasty, spicy, bright, passionate,
Intoxicating, amazing
With adoration, with inspiration
I wish you on your birthday!

Happy Birthday!
Let life be like jam:
Sweet, bright, very tasty
And, of course, not sad.

May luck grab you
Will shower you with wondrous joy,
Stuffs happiness into pockets -
It will be in your power.

And fate will give you luck,
Will remove your doubts
To work and sing,
I wanted to go to a new day!

I wish you positivity
And good intimacy.
Yacht, cottage, plane,
Let your fortune grow.

So that friends don't let you down,
And they were weird with you.
So that there is enough health,
The beauty did not disappear.

It was fun today
And great in the morning.
There will be inspiration in life,
Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday
And we want simple things:

So that everything in the soul rejoices,
And my heart beat to the beat.
What was dreamed came true.
Everything was bought and sold.

For houses to be appreciated,
Instead of a chair, they bought a throne.
Respected at work
All ideas were accepted.

To go on vacation - to resorts,
We did the repairs ourselves.
And the account flowed steadily
Large cash flow.

I wish you to avoid stress
And sleep peacefully at night.
Let healthy indifference
Yours strengthens the body,
And so that the tone does not suffer,
Refill your glass often.

Big

I wish you fairy tales
The kindest and simplest.
May all your wishes come true
Like with a golden fish.

So that the boss is a serpent gorynych
Suddenly everyone put their heads together:
Appointed a promotion
Gave me an extra vacation.

So that yours stands at three
In the palace garage
And these horses should be called -
Bentley, Maybach and Porsche.

To rejuvenate apples
You had more than enough
And also love to the grave,
What you can’t read in fairy tales.

Happy birthday!
Believe in miracles as a child
And let it be snow-white
Your life is streaky.

Today is your birthday!
You can get drunk "into the pig"
Play around without looking back,
You can go shopping, go to clubs, go crazy.

Have fun, walk, dance,
Take your breath away,
Send everyone into culture shock!
And all the “arrows” are in rhyme!