Happy birthday man cool action. Funny birthday greetings for a man. Cool script for the birthday of a man "Hero of the evening"

If you are a creative and sociable enough person, you can come up with your own. To do this, think about what is interesting for the hero of the occasion, what is wonderful and unusual about him. And then try to put it into words, with a fair amount of gags and humor. If you try, it will definitely turn out both funny and cool.

If you want to find ready-made cool ones, then it is here that you will find a huge number of options for cool congratulations.

Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse

Let everything become Okay in life,
I wish you a happy birthday!
In the wallet of funds denser,
Success in business - always.
Luxury cars in the garage
Fishing in the morning, from hunting,
So that barefoot, but in dew,
Taking in the beauty of nature.
Beer in the morning, under the barbecue,
Yes, swim in the clean river,
And there is cognac, under the balychok,
And with a six-string cuddle.
Spend time with friends
Always nice and free
Lead yourself to satisfaction
Live simply and frivolously!

Birthday today?
Here's a wish for you
To have a location
To you for your birthday.
So that everything is ok,
Don't drink on Saturdays
And on Mondays
So as not to start out as a bum.
Rustle to ruble
You, my friend, don't smoke.
And do not be friends with friends
And then you will be like homeless people.
Also, in order to continue to exist,
We do not recommend cheating.
Better eat jam
It's your birthday!

I wish to connect with good luck
Any whims of fate.
Own a cool cottage by the sea,
To be the perfection of a lady's dream
Giving diamonds indiscriminately
To be pumped up and thin,
Suit to move luxurious at the right time,
Finish wearing stubble…
Then all the ladies in the world
You will be subjugated.
But you don't need all these
Gadgets. You are a playboy!

Happy Birthday!
Boo-boo-boo!
Happy Birthday!
Fuck-fuck-fuck!
Happy Birthday!
Ah-ah-ah!
Happy Birthday!
Oh oh oh!
Happy Birthday!..
For you to die! ..
(in 100 years 🙂

Happy birthday dear
Let your world now be illuminated by the sun!
I wish you a happy life
So that neither a gun nor a pen, as they say!
So that you are lucky now and forever,
May your dreams come true...
You are a beautiful and sincere person
Eh, more often such people would be born!

Funny birthday greetings to a man with verses with humor

We are obliged to wish a man on his birthday
Mother-in-law of an unquarrelsome and gentle wife,
So that you want to build a house, plant trees,
And in the love-consent of children to interfere.
After all, in principle, for happiness, not so much is needed:
House, garden, spouse and children, well, love - a merit!

Happy birthday greetings with humor
Made for you with all my heart!
Let everything in life turn out as it should,
There will be love and attraction, and friendship in it.
Make your pockets bigger
Let them know the means are huge!
But do not hide the smile and the feast
And get a new life celebration!

How to do everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And do not forget to build a tree,
Yes, and I would like to have a model wife ...
All this will be with you, I literally know
In a different order, maybe, but not the essence.
Happy birthday today,
Be happy and healthy!

You live wisely and decently
Dimensioning a whole own century ...
Happy birthday man
Our handsome man!
You are rich, smart and well built
(If not in body, then in soul)
At home, noble ladies,
Glory, great prizes!
Don't walk on the sidelines
Don't cut your wings suddenly
At the vulnerable, childish, narrow -
In happiness to exist - your own dreams!

Funny birthday greetings to a man in prose

Citizen (name)!
Considering that the level of your income along the thorny path to the cemetery has reached a significant, but not critical limit, I hasten to congratulate you on another step you have taken and I hasten to envy your all-permissive age (18 years old - it is allowed to receive alcoholic beverages).
May your happy years be multiplied at the expense of unhappy ones. May your own life be rearranged in the spirit of the times. Yes, your nose is constantly kept in the wind of shifts!

There are a lot of things you want on your birthday. And traditionally these are obvious phrases and words. But I want to surprise everyone and wish you a feeling of reciprocity and reciprocity of feeling! If someone hasn't figured out what this means, he's already great and your holiday turned out!

Success at 7 is being able to wake up in a dry bed.
Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a woman.
Success at the age of 25 is to be able to find a good wife.
Success at 35 is destiny and family.
Success at 35 is family and destiny.
Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a lady.
Success at 85 is being able to wake up in a dry bed.
I greet you, (name), happy birthday and wish you success in your life ahead.

You are the most excellent, intelligent, beautiful, powerful, good, noble man with a great sense of humor! You are so amazing that there are no words! You are the best! And so that if everyone in the world knew about it, THEN:

1. In the competition for the "Best Man in the Universe" you would be the undisputed winner! And all the others, who considered themselves the best, would only nervously smoke in the corner, eating the unpleasantness of defeat with sweetness.
2. On the door of your office, a sign "High-level professional in any field" would definitely flaunt. And foreign partners would come deliberately to get to know you.
3. Feeling your failure, traffic jams would melt without the help of others and very soon. And traffic lights, neglecting the mode, would set fire to green.
4. The chef of any restaurant, knowing about your appearance, would hardly overcome with excitement, preparing dishes as if the president had arrived.
5. All the ladies within a radius of a kilometer, seeing you, would urgently correct their makeup, draw in their tummy, raise their chests, the priest and ambition to the proper height, timidly believing that you would like to look in their direction.
6. On the trees that you would pass by, at any time of the year, buds would swell, as if from the hot sun. The sun itself would warm more strongly for you, and illuminate more clearly. And it would rain only as an exception or according to YOUR desire.
And since everything will become so, therefore, that YOU are the BEST, and noble of the best! And now the matter is small - so that the whole world knows about it. I'm going to start talking! Happy birthday! All the best to you, love, good and happiness!

My friend, happy birthday to you! You are so funny, and I want your whole life to be also cool in every way - in work, in love, so that you have funny comrades who will constantly support you even in not the most funny moments, cool health to you! And I also wish you an extremely cool celebration of your own Jam Day!

Cool SMS congratulations happy birthday to a man

Cool short birthday greetings to a man

Let you argue over trifles,
You call everyone "horseradish", "stump",
I greet you, buddy
Have a wonderful birthday!

I wish you unbending health, a hundred years of life, a pack of stocks, the latest car, good luck, a dacha and money in addition! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Wishing you victories and good luck on your birthday!
Feel like a captain of fate!
May your achievements be priceless
On a bright, beautiful path of life!

So many do not live! .. I mean: so many do not live in unchanging joy, happiness, prosperity ... The person who managed this deserves only one thing - congratulations! Happy Birthday to You!

Happy B-day! Be fast like the wind
Healthy, strong like a bull,
And also so that with all this
Also, he was a great guy!

On your birthday, I so want to exclaim: "Open the doors to the world with your shoulders, conquer it with your own smile, and let the meadow of your life become constantly blooming and green!"

Funny birthday greetings to a male work colleague

Happy birthday, happy surprise day!
Live bright and cool
For the TV to die
In writhing green envy.
Let Rockefeller smoke nervously
Looking at your riches
Let it develop in openwork
Career growth without obstacles!
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Today we as a whole team congratulate our irreplaceable colleague (full name) on his birthday and wish him happiness! Set the counter to zero and get started. As they say, start life from scratch. We wish you a luxurious life, if there are problems, then only because you won’t know where to spend money, or what car to drive today. If you're angry, it's only from the fact that you order a vanilla cake, but they bring a banana one. To make everything in life simple and clear. To say with confidence: and so that it ... my life is beautiful!

Happy Birthday, dear colleague!
We wish you a Lamborghini, a couple of villas,
To spot our boss
Surprised by my work!
Increase your salary
To rest in the Bahamas
To have friends, what you need,
And they are fun to play with!
And, of course, on your birthday
May all dreams come true!
Success, joy, fun,
Moments bright and cool!

Together we congratulate the irreplaceable worker and just a wonderful person, (full name) happy birthday! Our leadership claims that there are no irreplaceable people, but this is only until you write an application for a vacation. It is in these few days of legal rest that you are extremely needed, and there is no one to replace you. Therefore, we wish you to be in demand at work, and at the same time have the opportunity to have a lot of beautiful rest!

Happy Birthday! career flourishing,
Good luck to you whole com,
To make the sun sparkle in a glass,
There was a taste of expensive cognac familiar.
We wish you to be the first everywhere
And have a multi-color reflection
We know you can always
Create happy moments in life.

Congratulate the hero of the occasion on his birthday, say kind and funny words to him. Whatever you say, whatever congratulations you say, the main thing is that it should be from the bottom of your heart. Then your words will be remembered for a long time, and your funny birthday greetings for a man will be the best.

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Happiness, good luck,
Health, kindness,
good robots,
And a lot of money!

Wife like candy
Children - angels,
And a wheelbarrow, and a yacht,
Both the villa and the garden.

Friends - only true ones,
Success in business.
be number one
Always in life!

Cool birthday wishes for a man

What does a macho want on his birthday?
From lovely women of tenderness
Rolls-Royce and a dacha near Moscow
Go home with beauty

But before that take a walk
Dawn with friends to meet
Go to club and restaurant
And drink there for the lovely ladies

We had to wish you
To make it all come true
"My dreams come true"
I thought on your birthday!

Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse

People say that a man
And the Sultan, and yet the getter.
Well, it's a good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.

Well, what about the getter - everything is clear here:
So, pump oil in the garden.
Life is not dangerous at all
Let yourself go in the same way.

Let the sock find a mate
Borscht is always hot waiting,
It's good to bear such a punishment,
To call you a man.

Funny-verse birthday greetings to a man

To look sporty
To stir up business
To with loved ones, relatives
Travel all over the countries!

To all body reliefs
Were only in those places
What is needed for the good of the cause
In physical matters!

To in the cranium,
What is created for the brain
There were thoughts of worthy
And fun sometimes!

So that the pulse of pleasure
Happened at the right moment
To remember - everything is imperishable,
That you are young - not an old man!

Cool short birthday greetings to a man

I congratulate you and wish you to become
Multimillionaire, as I once dreamed
But when you fly past on a Porsche,
Try to see me at the subway.

Humorous birthday greetings to a man cool

Lots of money and love
We wish you
To have enough for your
Even those on the edge.

You are man! Let everything be a bundle
Rushing and earing.
Warm house, and in that house
You are a king for a queen.

Let the dreams get knocked down
Rushing to come true.
Let your wallet crack
In the seams of banknotes.

Happy birthday! All the best.
pt. Let it be so.

Funny birthday greetings to a man cool

Such men are now hard to find.
You have everything, you can't take it away.
Beautiful, successful and always loved.
So stay like this always.

Let women immediately thrill from the look,
Enemies, seeing only you weaken.
Let luck show you the way
And will punish you with mad happiness.

We also wish you much, much strength,
May God keep you on your way.
So that you become the eternal darling of fate,
Lived in prosperity and love all the days.

Cheerful birthday greetings to a man cool

On my birthday I wish:
May you be lucky everywhere!
To be the first in the rest,
He was not the last to work!
To have a big apartment
The house outside the city is high!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in my wallet!
So that health is strong -
It's impossible without him!
So that you are not forgotten
All old friends!

The coolest birthday greetings for a man

On a wonderful birthday party
What can a man wish?
Success, joy, luck,
BMW X5 car.

Fun to flow like a river
Friends - the crowd, do not count
And at night to sleep with you
Model with a bust "number 5".

In the morning to leave the bungalow
On the Mediterranean coast
And the sun kindly said:
“Let everything be ok in life!”.

Funny birthday greetings to a young man

I want car keys
So that you never be sad!
And all that a man wants
Beauties with forms always
More cold beer
Salted fish under it
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing annoyed!

happy birthday congratulations
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a summer house,

Fish, beer, Kirieshki,
Pigtail cheese and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.

At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.

May health be strong
No need for pills.
Joy beats over the edge
Only heaven reigns in the soul,
Let finances regularly
Replenishment in progress.
Energetic, cheerful and cheerful
Always be you. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday man! Let the cannon not shoot blanks, let health be like strong rum, let your hands hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions do not subside in life, and the locomotive of fate will carry you to success and crazy happiness.

Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, around and laughter, fun,
The room is full of guests.

Everyone around you wants
Dream fulfillment.
Let reality match
With what you desire.

And most importantly, health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him
Choosing a life course.

Be happy and lucky
With a strong back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!

What do you wish for now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, put pressure on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!

I wish that every day
You have become more and more successful.
Let the car be, the house,
May you glow with joy!

Let there be a loving wife.
I want loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life
May only happiness be in her!

Even on a horse, like Don Quixote,
Even on a donkey, like Sancho Panza,
Push forward without stopping
Do not miss the fortune of chance.

Substitute native Russian shish
Adversity to all, laugh in their face,
Spice up life with a peppercorn of risk,
Bask in the rays of mutual love.

Be healthy like a hero
So that the silushka plays in the hands,
So that you do not grow in breadth at the waist,
So that the figure of capital grew.

Success eternal favorite
(No need for modest excuses)
Let the birthday shine
How many of those to whom you are dear.

I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And more than two Mercedes.

To buy a country house across the sea,
Accumulated bank accounts
So that everything and everywhere succeeds,
But the mood never ended.

Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
So that you are a hammer in everything.
And so that everything was “OK” everywhere!

I want to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cake!
And vivacity, let it be full of strength,
And let the wave of happiness cover you!

Wife so as not to be angry and fulfill everything,
I always let go for beer with friends.
And the beloved mother-in-law to become a fairy,
Once a year for her to fly!

Employees may all respect you,
Let all your affairs decide for you.
All goals are easy to always be achieved,
Your income has increased every day!

I wish that every day
You were beautiful like a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.

May you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile
From a crocodile diplomat,
Where the money is in bundles.

Wish to go fishing
You caught only mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.

Happy Birthday man!
Do everything as you are used to:
Win at what you love
Set bold goals.

Get just what you want
Be happy day and night
Let the hand be firm -
Give problems a kick!

I wish you only real desires,
Gifts - only in the subject and material,
Deeds desperate, courageous, insane,
But still prudent,
I want to make fun of enemies,
It's good to have a good time with friends,
To check in with the whole crowd in the club,
And then successfully shine on YouTube.
In the morning - only a pleasant awakening,
That's all, it seems, be healthy, happy birthday!

A birthday is not only an occasion to have a good time and “celebrate”, but also an opportunity to give the birthday person an unforgettable holiday. Does your man claim he doesn't want to celebrate anything? He just does not yet know what gift you have prepared for him. Choose such a scenario for a man's birthday to give your loved one an unforgettable day.

To create a great mood, a comic option is perfect, when your friends and acquaintances will share the fun and competitions of this day. If you want to emphasize the peculiarity and value of your relationship with a man, then give him a romantic evening. And for creative and extraordinary personalities, the original script for a man's birthday will help you look at the world from a different point of view.

And which one would you prefer?

Gather all your friends and acquaintances on this special day to spend this wonderful holiday with them. You can hold a party at home, but for greater solemnity it is better to rent a cafe or restaurant. Such a celebration can be a surprise for the hero of the day (which is better to agree with the guests first), but not necessarily. If you know for sure that your man hates surprises, it’s better not to spoil his holiday and warn him about the celebration in advance.

To make the holiday a success, you will need:

• thoughtful scenario;
• presenter (leader);
• props for competitions;
• decorated room;
• many welcome guests.

Contests choose fun and not necessarily with the participation of drinking. Remember that a large amount of alcohol can turn a good holiday into a banal booze with not always pleasant consequences. Perfect for children's competitions, role-playing games and more.

For example, a theatrical performance with the participation of the birthday man and his lover called "the best husband" would be a good option. For him, you will need several people to play the role of a child, a telephone, a ladle and a pot of borscht. Props include a baby bottle. The presenter reads the following text:

“One fine day, my beloved wife decided to go to her mother. Gathering together and smacking her husband goodbye, she ordered him to finish cooking the borscht (while stirring it with a ladle) and look after the child. Sending his wife away, the man assured her that he could handle everything easily and waved goodbye. Well, what can happen?

And here it begins. The phone periodically rings (the person imitating it sounds beeps), the child cries and demands, then eat (you need to give a bottle), then sleep (you need to rock), then attention (you need to hoot). And the borsch keeps trying to run away (the person in his role constantly runs away from the hero of the day). A man has to do everything. Guests are allowed not only to observe, but also to prompt or cheer him up with funny comments.

At the end, the spouse should return and appreciate the efforts of her husband. Upon completion, he receives a certificate stating that he is the "best husband." In addition to the birthday party, attract guests to competitions. You will be surprised what talents are hidden in everyone!

Romantic-erotic scenario

Despite all their ostentatious coldness, men are actually great romantics. Therefore, if you really want to give him a wonderful gift, organize a romantic evening that will smoothly turn into a magical night. Your main task is to be able to stay alone. If you have children, then send them to their parents, and if the parents, arrange for them to go somewhere in the evening. The ideal option would be to rent a hotel room or a free apartment of friends (acquaintances).

A man's heart will be more favorable if you think about his stomach first. Prepare a festive dinner with dishes that he loves or has always wanted to try. Any man will appreciate if the woman he loves cooks food for him with her own hands. However, if you are not sure that you will succeed, then contact the restaurant where there is delivery. It is not necessary to order oysters or other delicacy. Even pizza can be eaten in such a way that a man will have no doubts about your further actions.

“My best present is you!”

In confirmation of these words, ask the man to wait for you in the room or in the kitchen while you change clothes in another room. Dress up in the sexy lingerie set you bought the day before. Do not forget about such an obligatory element as stockings.

If your man loves role-playing games, then become a nurse, stewardess, stripper, princess for him this evening. And be sure to tie a big bow over the costume so that the birthday boy has no doubts about who exactly is his gift.

Next, turn on romantic music and, to its sounds, smoothly move in the direction of the man. Let him appreciate your seductiveness and flexibility. This will inflame his desire and, burning with impatience, he will want to quickly move on to further actions.

If you have the opportunity, take some strip dancing lessons. In the absence of a pole, a chair or a bedpost can replace it. Such a performance will allow a man to discover new facets in you that will make you an even more valuable gift.

After such a birthday, you will probably want to move on to more active actions in order to show and prove your feelings. However, do not rush to follow his lead. Make the process unique. To do this, behave differently than usual during sex. If before that his role was leading, then invite him to stay as a follower and vice versa. Apply some new positions or caresses to prove to your beloved man that he is the best. He will definitely appreciate such a wonderful gift!

original script

On your birthday, you have the opportunity to express yourself with a side unfamiliar to your beloved man. Here are a few ideas that will make his holiday truly unforgettable:

No matter what holiday you organize for your beloved man, the main thing is to do it of your own free will and with all your heart. Any gift that contains a piece of you will be unforgettable and valuable for him.

Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.

Costumed productions

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participants-actors are dressed for plausibility. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good person! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. Condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.

1. Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
3. It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
4. The owner must remember that for normal operation, the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
5. The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also needs three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We wish you the best of health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: May financial well-being and enduring happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, the puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, short and tall dense:

• A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulation Little Pay

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Big Pay Congratulation

Maybe I’m not very similar to a lucky lottery win, but together with my little sister, we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant moments! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is a real "blood with milk"!
• The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vitality is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
• The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming period I couldn’t tour period I cordially congratulate you zap I wish you well period I dream of being there period your Alla Pugacheva This scene can be staged instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool scene-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc